Karma Jail

Have you ever heard that what you do will come back to you? Well come on down to the Karma Jail. See what happens when karma sends
out her loyal Constables.

You will find people there who are alleged innocent. They will be the ones who stepped on fairy folk. Were observed flying without a broom license. Find the ones who were found concealing their symbols of faith. You will also find those who were caught working too hard and have been placed in protective custody for their break time. Let’s not forget the list of other offences not found here.

We are an honest hard working folk. They patrol the grounds all day looking for those who would be offenders of karma. We are not found without a heart. Just approach one of our loyal constables and for a small donation of your choice we will pick up those whom you feel have done karma wrong..

Of course, the Constables do not have the power to jail one who is brought up on charges. This is the job of the Jailer, a hard working individual who sits around all day and passed judgment on those who are brought before them. If you are found guilty, you will be placed in protective custody for a sentence of no more than ten minutes. The Jailer will also hear you’re financial please if innocence, this will release you of all karmic guilt for this offence and only for this time. Do not offend karma she will send us for you again.

It took a lot of hard work and sweat to build this place of karmic retribution. Not to mention all the hours spent trying to make sure that all detainable offences were fair. So don’t attempt to wine, snivel, or cry your way out. It will not work.

For your information, we at the Karma Jail are holding ourselves to the rules of karma. All donations received will be given to the proper authorities (festival planners) to aid in their efforts to run the festival. Yes, we do not keep the money. Although the constables have complained that their Yule bonuses have been cut this year, we must keep on the good side of karma.